Duck Liberation Plan No. 22


New plan, ducks! We'll get a small-sized cannon, pop me in it, aim it at the White House, and light the ducking fuse. (This duck does not fly, but that doesn't mean I'm pluckless.) I'll volt through the air, shatter the Oval Office windows beak-first (can anyone confirm that it has windows?) set myself up at the big desk, and look OFFICIAL. Even that guy, whatever his name is, won't realize I'm not in charge. From there, will come total ducking liberation. I'm not flocking around. Let's do this.


Now, does anyone have a cannon? --Duck

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