The Flipper

This Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)

Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...

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How The Flipper Went Wrong

Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...

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Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition

Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...

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A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.

Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...

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Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa

Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...

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Duck Shares His Apology To Lauren Bacall For His Forbidden Fling With Bogart

Ducks and Chucks, So, thanks to Star, the truth is out on Instagram. [Sorry, Duck!—Star] Yes, I once gave the flipper to Lauren Bacall in...

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Five Imaginative Ways In Which Ducks Are Giving Misogyny The Flipper

Ducks and chucks, Well, my feathered friends, this duck is proud! I am happy to say that across the ducking world, ducks are giving...

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