Duck Fluff

Beak-Smacked: A Ductionary Definition (and Pub Quiz)

Ducks and Chucks, Friends, the other day, Riley and I went to our local duck-pub, The Duck's Head, which is something we haven't done for...

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Duck T Collaborates With Santa (Having Flippers Helps)

Dear Santa, Okay, Santa, I admit I used to be ducking afraid of you. And skeptical! Yes, this duck had you down as a mucky thief who...

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Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]

Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...

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Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa

Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...

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Trans Robot's Almost Vegan 1980's Shopping List (Non-binary Nuts Included)

Ducks and Chucks, This duck is losing his pondweed today! You see, Riley and I have acquired a new robot called Trans Robot, who has been...

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How Duck Dealt With The Twins From "The Shining"

Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...

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Five Imaginative Ways In Which Ducks Are Giving Misogyny The Flipper

Ducks and chucks, Well, my feathered friends, this duck is proud! I am happy to say that across the ducking world, ducks are giving...

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Sir Mallard Jones and the Great Mirror-Ball/Frosting Accident of 2021

Ducks and Chucks, this is a guest post by my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones, who is shamelessly plugging my new book, The Ballad of Sir...

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Memes From the Duck-Driven Radical Self-Love Movement

Ducks and Chucks, For a lot of we ducks and chucks, it's winter right now. Plus we've just recovered from a beak-brained reign of terror...

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These Adorable Baby Birds Think You’ve Brought Them A Gift. What the Duck Will You Do About This?

Ducks and Chucks, This duck is tickled pink that you've invested in the following baby birds, who are totally ducking adorable from head...

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