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An Infographic for Ducks Who Miss Meetings
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck here. Now, since I, your trusty duck-blogger, am trying to focus on ways of living a better life, I thought...
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- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
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- Jul 28, 2022
- 2 min
Basic Duck: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Here, my friends, lies the truth: There's no such thing as a "basic duck." Yet here's what I've been hearing on the...
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- Apr 29, 2022
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Dec 22, 2021
- 2 min
Duck T Collaborates With Santa (Having Flippers Helps)
Dear Santa, Okay, Santa, I admit I used to be ducking afraid of you. And skeptical! Yes, this duck had you down as a mucky thief who...
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- Nov 12, 2021
- 3 min
Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]
Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
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- Sep 24, 2021
- 4 min
Three Simple Ways Of Being A Duck-Darn Superhero
Ducks and chucks, The other day, yours truly, a humble duck, went to work in my superhero costume. Why the uniform, you ask? Because I...
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- Sep 8, 2021
- 3 min
Three Duck-Approved Self-Love Tips From Dr. Nicole LePera, The Holistic Psychologist
Ducks and Chucks, There's no denying it. Dr. Nicole LePera, aka The Holistic Psychologist on Instagram, knows how to help this duck to...
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- Jun 25, 2021
- 2 min
A-Ductually: A Duck Definition From the Ductionary
Ducks and Chucks, How are you, my fellow flappers? I, your trusty duck blogger, have been taking a much-needed break from the pond in...
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- Apr 14, 2021
- 2 min
Duck Theft! Some Beak-Brain Has Been Flipper-Tucking Our Stuff
Ducks and Chucks, My friends, the worst has happened. We have a pond thief. But I don't mean someone's gone and stolen the actual pond....
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- Apr 7, 2021
- 2 min
The Duck of Dreams Was NEVER Mrs. P. B. Hamilton of 22 Honker Street, Hickley.
Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. I know everyone thinks being a duck makes you naturally chill. But yours truly has always been one of the...
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- Mar 18, 2021
- 2 min
If Humans Are Fed Up Of This Vaccination Quackduckery, How Are The Ducks Coping?
Ducks and Chucks, Now, as I was saying to Star Williams just the other day, "If you're going to jab me in the wing with a sharp needle,...
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- Feb 8, 2021
- 2 min
Three Animal Videos That Humans Find Cute But Are Actually The Duck Version of Freddie Krueger
Ducks and Chucks, This pondemic has finally driven this duck to YouTube. Yes, desperate for a laugh and a quackle, I searched Google...
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- Feb 1, 2021
- 4 min
These Ten Ducklings Who Offer Massage, Bollywood Dance, and More Are 100% Sensitive To Your Needs
Ducks and Chucks, As pond manager at our local pond, this duck always tries to make sure that we have an inclusive and diverse pond...
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- Jan 21, 2021
- 2 min
Five Ways Our Quactivist Teams Protected and Encouraged The Inauguration With Lots of Ducking Pluck
Duck and Chucks, It's true. We ducks have been secretly protecting and ensuring the welfare of Joe Biden. Why? As a matter of fact, not...
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- Dec 17, 2020
- 2 min
During the Holidays, These Ducking Great Experiments Can Help A Bird (or Human) To Be Happy
Ducks, This duck knows that the holidays aren't happy for everyone. And seeing as we're in the midst of a pondemic [pandemic for...
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- Dec 15, 2020
- 2 min
A Tip For Getting Birds and Humans To Listen, Duck-Dammit
Ducks, So, there's a ducking pondemic [that's 'pandemic' for humans—Star], which is why yours truly, the humble pond manager, created a...
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- Dec 8, 2020
- 2 min
What The Duck To Do If Your Boss Is A Goose Who Only Says The Words "Goose Luce"
Ducks, Communication is ducking important. That's why, when I was first hired as Pond Manager, I was shocked to hear that my CEO Goose...
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- Nov 16, 2020
- 2 min
This Duck Negotiates A Ducking Raise, Thanks to the TransTech Summit
Ducks, Due to the ducking brilliance of Anna Chalon and Rebecca McPherson of Frame.io, this duck just successfully storytold his way to a...
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