Duck Liberation Plans

An Infographic for Ducks Who Miss Meetings

Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck here. Now, since I, your trusty duck-blogger, am trying to focus on ways of living a better life, I thought...

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Five Imaginative Ways In Which Ducks Are Giving Misogyny The Flipper

Ducks and chucks, Well, my feathered friends, this duck is proud! I am happy to say that across the ducking world, ducks are giving...

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Keep Ducks Flipper-Tickling Happy By Reading The Following Quactivist Message

Ducks and Chucks, Being a duck, I, Duck T, take duck welfare very seriously. Fortunately, so does Star Williams who transcribes this...

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Seventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With Artistry

Ducks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...

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Five Ways Our Quactivist Teams Protected and Encouraged The Inauguration With Lots of Ducking Pluck

Duck and Chucks, It's true. We ducks have been secretly protecting and ensuring the welfare of Joe Biden. Why? As a matter of fact, not...

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Ducks Look Back on 2020: China's Grasshopper-Gobbling Duck Machine

Ducks, According to the duck section of the Independent, twenty years ago a load of kickass mallards took on the locusts in Pakistan and...

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My Big Ducking Election Meltdown (Photo Edition)

Ducks, The photos say it all. Please send chocolate-covered goldfish, pondweed chasers, and one of those inflatable things you lie on to...

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Duck Liberation Plan #75

Ducks, Just because the past seventy-four Duck Liberation Plans have failed does not mean we're taking this flippers-down. My latest: I...

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Duck Liberation Plan 25.5

Ducks, this is it. We have managed to infiltrate the White House with a dummy robot version of that guy in charge. It’s driven by two...

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Duck Liberation Plan No. 22

New plan, ducks! We'll get a small-sized cannon, pop me in it, aim it at the White House, and light the ducking fuse. (This duck does not...

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