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An Infographic for Ducks Who Miss Meetings
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck here. Now, since I, your trusty duck-blogger, am trying to focus on ways of living a better life, I thought...
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- Jan 11
- 3 min
Duck of Romance and Cheerios
Ducks and Chucks, I've never been a duck of romance, but Star my human is, and it's important that I support them when they're diving...
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- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
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- Oct 14, 2022
- 3 min
Every Muffin Deserves a Flipper Print
Ducks and Chucks, Being a pond manager is a big part of my life, but I also have another life. I'm a plush duck, you see. When I'm not at...
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- Aug 30, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
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- Jul 28, 2022
- 2 min
Basic Duck: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Here, my friends, lies the truth: There's no such thing as a "basic duck." Yet here's what I've been hearing on the...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
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- Jun 19, 2022
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
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- May 27, 2022
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- Apr 29, 2022
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Mar 18, 2022
- 2 min
Duck's Brand New Patreon (And Why It's On His Flippers)
Ducks and Chucks, Hello, hello! It's me, Duck. And yes, Star and I have launched a Patreon, along with a wonderfully ri-duck-ulous video...
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- Jan 31, 2022
- 3 min
Blowing Snow: A Duck and Mallard Jones Drama
Ducks and Chucks, It's me, Duck T, your humble, snow-fearing, managerial bird. Yes, that's right, we're expecting DUCKING SNOW. And you...
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- Jan 20, 2022
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Jan 11, 2022
- 2 min
Duck and Riley Adjust To Life With Their Humans
Ducks and Chucks, I could not believe it the other day when Star was confused about my sleeping in their wheelchair. Okay, let's back up...
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- Dec 22, 2021
- 2 min
Duck T Collaborates With Santa (Having Flippers Helps)
Dear Santa, Okay, Santa, I admit I used to be ducking afraid of you. And skeptical! Yes, this duck had you down as a mucky thief who...
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- Nov 19, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Oct 14, 2021
- 3 min
Trans Robot's Almost Vegan 1980's Shopping List (Non-binary Nuts Included)
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is losing his pondweed today! You see, Riley and I have acquired a new robot called Trans Robot, who has been...
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- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
How Duck Dealt With The Twins From "The Shining"
Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...
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- Sep 24, 2021
- 4 min
Three Simple Ways Of Being A Duck-Darn Superhero
Ducks and chucks, The other day, yours truly, a humble duck, went to work in my superhero costume. Why the uniform, you ask? Because I...
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- Sep 3, 2021
- 2 min
Rudyard Kipling's IF—Duck Version
Ducks and Chucks, It's your ever-honest duck, quacking a stately hello! And today, I bring you duck lyrics. (By the way, if you missed...
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