Feb 4, 20213 minBird Offense of the Week: These Beautiful Bird-Themed Items Are Just Ducking WrongNote: The following silly duck-darn rant contains affiliate links, which means we get a little cash if you click through and buy—which,...
Dec 21, 20203 minWhy Disney's "Godmothered" Is Ducking Awesome Christmas TV—By Star and Duck Star: This year, who doesn't need a feminist heroine who breaks pointless rules, follows her heart, is resilient, and...
Dec 11, 20202 minAccording to John Koenig's "Dictionary Of Obscure Sorrows," This Duck Is Ducking Riddled With Onism.Ducks, We birds know what it's like to have our own language. Politically speaking, only a bird is allowed to call themselves a...
Nov 11, 20202 minDry Mouth? Dry Beak? This Duck's Got Your BackDucks, Two weeks ago, this duck's beak had never been drier. It was the result of one long pondemic [that's pandemic for humans—Star]....