Self-care

May 8
2 min

Duck T. On His Queer Feathers

Ducks and Chucks, Now, this humble pond manager wants you to know that he's more than just a pond manager. Yes, it's my job to reverse...

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Apr 29
2 min

A Duck's Guide To Loving Your Own Flippers

Ducks and Chucks, As a pond manager, I've noticed a troubling new trend. Some waterfowl have started speaking down their own flippers....

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Mar 2
2 min

Memes From the Duck-Driven Radical Self-Love Movement

Ducks and Chucks, For a lot of we ducks and chucks, it's winter right now. Plus we've just recovered from a beak-brained reign of terror...

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Feb 18
7 min

Cupcake & Dino Is Super-Ducking Awesome and Puts Empathy Center-Pond

Ducks and Chucks, Today, this duck is joined by Star Williams, who is our resident human blogger and creator of Chuckle Duck. Recently,...

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Jan 19
2 min

Peacock Riley's Oracle Readings: Embrace the Peacock of Peace

Ducks and Chucks, Today, my ducking radiant partner Peacock Riley (pictured above with the card of the week) pulled this week's reading...

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Dec 17, 2020
2 min

During the Holidays, These Ducking Great Experiments Can Help A Bird (or Human) To Be Happy

Ducks, This duck knows that the holidays aren't happy for everyone. And seeing as we're in the midst of a pondemic [pandemic for...

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Dec 5, 2020
1 min

Listen, Disney. For Duck's Sake, This Duck Will Not Be Overshadowed By Donald.

Ducks, Yes, I'm indie. Yes, no one's heard of me. Yes, Donald Duck's the most famous duck in the country. But that doesn't mean he gets...

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Nov 30, 2020
2 min

Misogyny? No One Wins. Not Even Your Stuffie.

Ducks, It seems we're living in a world where a heck of lot of men are hiding their teddy bears from their partners. (Click here to read...

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Nov 24, 2020
2 min

The Very Idea Of A Strange-Looking Duck is Total Quack-Duckery

Ducks, You can imagine how ducking done this duck was when he saw Prince Philip on The Crown this weekend being completely duckist:...

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Nov 18, 2020
2 min

Calmness Affirmations from Louise Hay, Adapted for Ducks

Ducks, By nature, I'm an anxious duck. And given that we've just emerged from an election and are still in the midst of a ducking...

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Nov 16, 2020
2 min

This Duck Negotiates A Ducking Raise, Thanks to the TransTech Summit

Ducks, Due to the ducking brilliance of Anna Chalon and Rebecca McPherson of Frame.io, this duck just successfully storytold his way to a...

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Nov 11, 2020
2 min

Dry Mouth? Dry Beak? This Duck's Got Your Back

Ducks, Two weeks ago, this duck's beak had never been drier. It was the result of one long pondemic [that's pandemic for humans—Star]....

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Nov 2, 2020
1 min

Shalloween and This Ducking Election: A Duck Recovers

Ducks, I hope you all survived Shalloween—the night when all waterfowl stay away from the edge of the pond, for fear of the spooky...

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Oct 30, 2020
2 min

Because You Ducking Deserve It

Ducks, When I first saw the love of my life, Peacock Riley, they were on-stage singing opera. I was a lovestruck duck, a feather-ruffled...

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Oct 26, 2020
3 min

Giving a Duck About You: A Personal Self-Care Duck List

Ducks, During this time of stress and duck-assery, it's vital to look after yourself. Not everyone on the pond finds this easy, of...

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Oct 23, 2020
1 min

Why This Duck Loves Consensual Goosing

Ducks, During these ducking dark days, a snuggly toy can really put the smile back on our beaks. My newest snuggler is Goosebusters by...

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Sep 29, 2020
1 min

Self-care is Vital. That's Why This Duck is Done.

Ducks, This duck is fed up, exhausted, done. One more minute in the oven of life would burn me to a crisp. From the ducking news to the...

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