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Duck of Romance and Cheerios
Ducks and Chucks, I've never been a duck of romance, but Star my human is, and it's important that I support them when they're diving...
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- Jan 20, 2022
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Nov 19, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Nov 5, 2021
- 3 min
Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa
Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...
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- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
How Duck Dealt With The Twins From "The Shining"
Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...
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- Sep 3, 2021
- 2 min
Rudyard Kipling's IF—Duck Version
Ducks and Chucks, It's your ever-honest duck, quacking a stately hello! And today, I bring you duck lyrics. (By the way, if you missed...
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- Jun 25, 2021
- 2 min
A-Ductually: A Duck Definition From the Ductionary
Ducks and Chucks, How are you, my fellow flappers? I, your trusty duck blogger, have been taking a much-needed break from the pond in...
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- Jun 11, 2021
- 4 min
Why The Residents of Los Angeles County Need to Check Their Bathrooms for Cupcake Frosting
Ducks and Chucks, When this duck read this article by Jacey Fortin in New York Times the other day, I discovered that Los Angeles County...
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- May 21, 2021
- 4 min
Peacoquetterie, Poppyduckers, and Other Types of Bird Slang
Ducks and Chucks, Just the other day, yours truly was at the Pondweed Store searching for a giftable box of pondweed crackers, when I...
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- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
In Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's Doopermarket
Ducks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
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- May 3, 2021
- 1 min
Duck Defines Quackduckery In This Video
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck T here, hoping you're keeping your flippers up! Below is our first foray into video. In it, I define...
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- Apr 29, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck's Guide To Loving Your Own Flippers
Ducks and Chucks, As a pond manager, I've noticed a troubling new trend. Some waterfowl have started speaking down their own flippers....
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- Mar 2, 2021
- 2 min
Memes From the Duck-Driven Radical Self-Love Movement
Ducks and Chucks, For a lot of we ducks and chucks, it's winter right now. Plus we've just recovered from a beak-brained reign of terror...
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- Feb 23, 2021
- 4 min
These Adorable Baby Birds Think You’ve Brought Them A Gift. What the Duck Will You Do About This?
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is tickled pink that you've invested in the following baby birds, who are totally ducking adorable from head...
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- Feb 18, 2021
- 7 min
Cupcake & Dino Is Super-Ducking Awesome and Puts Empathy Center-Pond
Ducks and Chucks, Today, this duck is joined by Star Williams, who is our resident human blogger and creator of Chuckle Duck. Recently,...
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- Jan 27, 2021
- 6 min
Seventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With Artistry
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...
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- Jan 9, 2021
- 3 min
The Spy Who Dragged Me or The Peacock Who Ducked Me? The Latest Drag Race Bird Goss
Ducks, Peacock Riley and I watched last night's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race with our peepers (and in Riley's case our peckers) glued to...
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- Dec 25, 2020
- 1 min
"Duck the Halls with Bows of Pondweed" (And Let's Adopt Carrie The Duck This Christmas)
Update: We ducking did it! Thank you to everyone who's liked our FB page—we've successfully adopted Carrie the Duck and that means a duck...
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