Jan 205 minStrange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard CastleDucks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
Nov 19, 20212 minA Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
Nov 5, 20213 minFive Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By SantaDucks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...
Oct 4, 20213 minHow Duck Dealt With The Twins From "The Shining" Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...
Sep 3, 20212 minRudyard Kipling's IF—Duck VersionDucks and Chucks, It's your ever-honest duck, quacking a stately hello! And today, I bring you duck lyrics. (By the way, if you missed...
Jun 25, 20212 minA-Ductually: A Duck Definition From the DuctionaryDucks and Chucks, How are you, my fellow flappers? I, your trusty duck blogger, have been taking a much-needed break from the pond in...
Jun 11, 20214 minWhy The Residents of Los Angeles County Need to Check Their Bathrooms for Cupcake FrostingDucks and Chucks, When this duck read this article by Jacey Fortin in New York Times the other day, I discovered that Los Angeles County...
May 21, 20214 minPeacoquetterie, Poppyduckers, and Other Types of Bird SlangDucks and Chucks, Just the other day, yours truly was at the Pondweed Store searching for a giftable box of pondweed crackers, when I...
May 13, 20213 minIn Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's DoopermarketDucks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
May 3, 20211 minDuck Defines Quackduckery In This VideoDucks and Chucks, It's Duck T here, hoping you're keeping your flippers up! Below is our first foray into video. In it, I define...
Apr 29, 20212 minA Duck's Guide To Loving Your Own FlippersDucks and Chucks, As a pond manager, I've noticed a troubling new trend. Some waterfowl have started speaking down their own flippers....
Mar 2, 20212 minMemes From the Duck-Driven Radical Self-Love MovementDucks and Chucks, For a lot of we ducks and chucks, it's winter right now. Plus we've just recovered from a beak-brained reign of terror...
Feb 23, 20214 minThese Adorable Baby Birds Think You’ve Brought Them A Gift. What the Duck Will You Do About This?Ducks and Chucks, This duck is tickled pink that you've invested in the following baby birds, who are totally ducking adorable from head...
Feb 18, 20217 minCupcake & Dino Is Super-Ducking Awesome and Puts Empathy Center-PondDucks and Chucks, Today, this duck is joined by Star Williams, who is our resident human blogger and creator of Chuckle Duck. Recently,...
Jan 27, 20216 minSeventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With ArtistryDucks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...
Jan 9, 20213 minThe Spy Who Dragged Me or The Peacock Who Ducked Me? The Latest Drag Race Bird GossDucks, Peacock Riley and I watched last night's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race with our peepers (and in Riley's case our peckers) glued to...
Dec 25, 20201 min"Duck the Halls with Bows of Pondweed" (And Let's Adopt Carrie The Duck This Christmas)Update: We ducking did it! Thank you to everyone who's liked our FB page—we've successfully adopted Carrie the Duck and that means a duck...