Peacock Riley

How The Flipper Went Wrong

Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...

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Beak-Smacked: A Ductionary Definition (and Pub Quiz)

Ducks and Chucks, Friends, the other day, Riley and I went to our local duck-pub, The Duck's Head, which is something we haven't done for...

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Trans Robot's Almost Vegan 1980's Shopping List (Non-binary Nuts Included)

Ducks and Chucks, This duck is losing his pondweed today! You see, Riley and I have acquired a new robot called Trans Robot, who has been...

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Is A Twit Me Or Am I A Twit Too? (Riley's Spectacular Peacock-Advice Column)

Ducks and chucks, It's Duck here. Today my partner Peacock Riley is duck-lighted to be guest-posting from their brand new Peacock Advice...

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Low Self-Esteem? These Duck and Human Experts Help You to Know You're Super-Ducking Awesome!

Ducks and Chucks, When was the last time anyone told you, "You're super-ducking awesome!"? Well, I, your regular pond-managing duck, am...

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Riley's Snack Snakes: A Bizarre Hiss-tory

Ducks and Chucks, It’s me, Duck T, your trusty pond manager, writing from the middle of my SNAKE NIGHTMARE. Now, in some ways, this...

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Why The Residents of Los Angeles County Need to Check Their Bathrooms for Cupcake Frosting

Ducks and Chucks, When this duck read this article by Jacey Fortin in New York Times the other day, I discovered that Los Angeles County...

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Peacock Riley's Entitlement Course: A Slippery Slope (Paved With Sticky Notes)

Ducks and Chucks, Today, we're welcoming Peacock Riley back to the Chuckle Duck blog. Why? Because yesterday, they were telling me about...

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