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A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Nov 5, 2021
- 3 min
Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa
Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...
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- Sep 16, 2021
- 2 min
Duck Shares His Apology To Lauren Bacall For His Forbidden Fling With Bogart
Ducks and Chucks, So, thanks to Star, the truth is out on Instagram. [Sorry, Duck!—Star] Yes, I once gave the flipper to Lauren Bacall in...
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- Aug 12, 2021
- 2 min
Scandal: How Mallard Jones Ducked Up Shakesbeak's Duckbeth, Live On Stage
Ducks and Chucks, As some of you already know, our amateur production of Shakesbeak's Duckbeth recently hit the pond. And yes, yours...
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- Jun 11, 2021
- 4 min
Why The Residents of Los Angeles County Need to Check Their Bathrooms for Cupcake Frosting
Ducks and Chucks, When this duck read this article by Jacey Fortin in New York Times the other day, I discovered that Los Angeles County...
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- Jun 2, 2021
- 3 min
"Floating To the Loo": Sir Mallard Jones On His Latest Me-Preneur Inventions
Ducks and Chucks, I had always assumed that Sir Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, just quacked around in his castle all day, not really...
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- May 25, 2021
- 3 min
Peacock Riley's Entitlement Course: A Slippery Slope (Paved With Sticky Notes)
Ducks and Chucks, Today, we're welcoming Peacock Riley back to the Chuckle Duck blog. Why? Because yesterday, they were telling me about...
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- May 21, 2021
- 4 min
Peacoquetterie, Poppyduckers, and Other Types of Bird Slang
Ducks and Chucks, Just the other day, yours truly was at the Pondweed Store searching for a giftable box of pondweed crackers, when I...
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- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
In Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's Doopermarket
Ducks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
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- May 3, 2021
- 1 min
Duck Defines Quackduckery In This Video
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck T here, hoping you're keeping your flippers up! Below is our first foray into video. In it, I define...
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- Apr 23, 2021
- 3 min
Sir Mallard Jones and the Great Mirror-Ball/Frosting Accident of 2021
Ducks and Chucks, this is a guest post by my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones, who is shamelessly plugging my new book, The Ballad of Sir...
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- Mar 26, 2021
- 3 min
Why Do Ducks Apply To Oxford If They're Not Allowed In? An Interview With Sir Mallard Jones.
Duck and Chucks, I, your trusty duck blogger, am here with my frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. Why? Because Mallard wants to talk about the...
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- Mar 2, 2021
- 2 min
Memes From the Duck-Driven Radical Self-Love Movement
Ducks and Chucks, For a lot of we ducks and chucks, it's winter right now. Plus we've just recovered from a beak-brained reign of terror...
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- Feb 18, 2021
- 7 min
Cupcake & Dino Is Super-Ducking Awesome and Puts Empathy Center-Pond
Ducks and Chucks, Today, this duck is joined by Star Williams, who is our resident human blogger and creator of Chuckle Duck. Recently,...
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- Feb 4, 2021
- 3 min
Bird Offense of the Week: These Beautiful Bird-Themed Items Are Just Ducking Wrong
Note: The following silly duck-darn rant contains affiliate links, which means we get a little cash if you click through and buy—which,...
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- Jan 27, 2021
- 6 min
Seventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With Artistry
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...
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- Jan 9, 2021
- 3 min
The Spy Who Dragged Me or The Peacock Who Ducked Me? The Latest Drag Race Bird Goss
Ducks, Peacock Riley and I watched last night's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race with our peepers (and in Riley's case our peckers) glued to...
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- Jan 2, 2021
- 3 min
Shantay, You Get Braised! Peacock Riley and Duck T. Devour the Drag Race Pork Chop
—By Duck T. and Peacock Riley (and Star Williams) Ducks, What bird doesn't want to bury their gossip-pecker into the premiere of RuPaul's...
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- Dec 25, 2020
- 1 min
"Duck the Halls with Bows of Pondweed" (And Let's Adopt Carrie The Duck This Christmas)
Update: We ducking did it! Thank you to everyone who's liked our FB page—we've successfully adopted Carrie the Duck and that means a duck...
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- Dec 21, 2020
- 3 min
Why Disney's "Godmothered" Is Ducking Awesome Christmas TV
—By Star and Duck Star: This year, who doesn't need a feminist heroine who breaks pointless rules, follows her heart, is resilient, and...
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