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Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...
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- Jun 19
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
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- May 11
- 2 min
Mallardacious: A Ductionary Definition (And Devastating Confession)
Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...
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- Feb 17
- 1 min
My Pondweed Fritters Aren't Yours, Mallard Jones
Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...
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- Jan 31
- 3 min
Blowing Snow: A Duck and Mallard Jones Drama
Ducks and Chucks, It's me, Duck T, your humble, snow-fearing, managerial bird. Yes, that's right, we're expecting DUCKING SNOW. And you...
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- Jan 20
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Aug 17, 2021
- 2 min
Sir Mallard Jones Marries the Johnson-Johnsons in Style
Ducks and Chucks, Yes, Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, married two members of my chosen family this weekend—the Johnson-Johnsons. And...
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- Aug 12, 2021
- 2 min
Scandal: How Mallard Jones Ducked Up Shakesbeak's Duckbeth, Live On Stage
Ducks and Chucks, As some of you already know, our amateur production of Shakesbeak's Duckbeth recently hit the pond. And yes, yours...
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- Jul 2, 2021
- 3 min
Low Self-Esteem? These Duck and Human Experts Help You to Know You're Super-Ducking Awesome!
Ducks and Chucks, When was the last time anyone told you, "You're super-ducking awesome!"? Well, I, your regular pond-managing duck, am...
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- Jun 2, 2021
- 3 min
"Floating To the Loo": Sir Mallard Jones On His Latest Me-Preneur Inventions
Ducks and Chucks, I had always assumed that Sir Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, just quacked around in his castle all day, not really...
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- May 21, 2021
- 4 min
Peacoquetterie, Poppyduckers, and Other Types of Bird Slang
Ducks and Chucks, Just the other day, yours truly was at the Pondweed Store searching for a giftable box of pondweed crackers, when I...
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- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
In Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's Doopermarket
Ducks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
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- Apr 23, 2021
- 3 min
Sir Mallard Jones and the Great Mirror-Ball/Frosting Accident of 2021
Ducks and Chucks, this is a guest post by my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones, who is shamelessly plugging my new book, The Ballad of Sir...
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- Apr 14, 2021
- 2 min
Duck Theft! Some Beak-Brain Has Been Flipper-Tucking Our Stuff
Ducks and Chucks, My friends, the worst has happened. We have a pond thief. But I don't mean someone's gone and stolen the actual pond....
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- Mar 26, 2021
- 3 min
Why Do Ducks Apply To Oxford If They're Not Allowed In? An Interview With Sir Mallard Jones.
Duck and Chucks, I, your trusty duck blogger, am here with my frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. Why? Because Mallard wants to talk about the...
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