Dec 1, 20213 minWhy Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-ToyDucks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...
Nov 12, 20213 minDuck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
Oct 14, 20213 minTrans Robot's Almost Vegan 1980's Shopping List (Non-binary Nuts Included)Ducks and Chucks, This duck is losing his pondweed today! You see, Riley and I have acquired a new robot called Trans Robot, who has been...
Sep 16, 20212 minDuck Shares His Apology To Lauren Bacall For His Forbidden Fling With BogartDucks and Chucks, So, thanks to Star, the truth is out on Instagram. [Sorry, Duck!—Star] Yes, I once gave the flipper to Lauren Bacall in...
Apr 7, 20212 minThe Duck of Dreams Was NEVER Mrs. P. B. Hamilton of 22 Honker Street, Hickley.Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. I know everyone thinks being a duck makes you naturally chill. But yours truly has always been one of the...
Mar 18, 20212 minIf Humans Are Fed Up Of This Vaccination Quackduckery, How Are The Ducks Coping?Ducks and Chucks, Now, as I was saying to Star Williams just the other day, "If you're going to jab me in the wing with a sharp needle,...
Feb 8, 20212 minThree Animal Videos That Humans Find Cute But Are Actually The Duck Version of Freddie KruegerDucks and Chucks, This pondemic has finally driven this duck to YouTube. Yes, desperate for a laugh and a quackle, I searched Google...
Jan 27, 20216 minSeventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With ArtistryDucks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...
Jan 14, 20213 minWe Had This Endangered Bird To Dinner, But I Was A Beak-Brain. Here's What I Learned.Ducks and Chucks, This duck has a confession to make, because if I've learned anything, it's this: When I seriously duck up and make a...
Dec 17, 20202 minDuring the Holidays, These Ducking Great Experiments Can Help A Bird (or Human) To Be Happy Ducks, This duck knows that the holidays aren't happy for everyone. And seeing as we're in the midst of a pondemic [pandemic for...
Dec 15, 20202 minA Tip For Getting Birds and Humans To Listen, Duck-DammitDucks, So, there's a ducking pondemic [that's 'pandemic' for humans—Star], which is why yours truly, the humble pond manager, created a...
Dec 8, 20202 minWhat The Duck To Do If Your Boss Is A Goose Who Only Says The Words "Goose Luce"Ducks, Communication is ducking important. That's why, when I was first hired as Pond Manager, I was shocked to hear that my CEO Goose...
Dec 5, 20201 minListen, Disney. For Duck's Sake, This Duck Will Not Be Overshadowed By Donald.Ducks, Yes, I'm indie. Yes, no one's heard of me. Yes, Donald Duck's the most famous duck in the country. But that doesn't mean he gets...
Dec 2, 20201 minDucks, Wearing Hats is Far Better Than Rigging Bird of the Year. Ducks, Now, I know the pondemic is tough, but whichever bird tried to rig Bird of the Year 2020, this duck hopes you feel remorse. Sure,...
Nov 24, 20202 minThe Very Idea Of A Strange-Looking Duck is Total Quack-DuckeryDucks, You can imagine how ducking done this duck was when he saw Prince Philip on The Crown this weekend being completely duckist:...
Nov 18, 20202 minCalmness Affirmations from Louise Hay, Adapted for Ducks Ducks, By nature, I'm an anxious duck. And given that we've just emerged from an election and are still in the midst of a ducking...
Nov 5, 20201 minMy Big Ducking Election Meltdown (Photo Edition)Ducks, The photos say it all. Please send chocolate-covered goldfish, pondweed chasers, and one of those inflatable things you lie on to...