Stressing out bigtime

Apr 7
2 min

The Duck of Dreams Was NEVER Mrs. P. B. Hamilton of 22 Honker Street, Hickley.

Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. I know everyone thinks being a duck makes you naturally chill. But yours truly has always been one of the...

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Mar 18
2 min

If Humans Are Fed Up Of This Vaccination Quackduckery, How Are The Ducks Coping?

Ducks and Chucks, Now, as I was saying to Star Williams just the other day, "If you're going to jab me in the wing with a sharp needle,...

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Feb 8
2 min

Three Animal Videos That Humans Find Cute But Are Actually The Duck Version of Freddie Krueger

Ducks and Chucks, This pondemic has finally driven this duck to YouTube. Yes, desperate for a laugh and a quackle, I searched Google...

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Jan 27
6 min

Seventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With Artistry

Ducks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...

83 views

Jan 14
3 min

We Had This Endangered Bird To Dinner, But I Was A Beak-Brain. Here's What I Learned.

Ducks and Chucks, This duck has a confession to make, because if I've learned anything, it's this: When I seriously duck up and make a...

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Dec 17, 2020
2 min

During the Holidays, These Ducking Great Experiments Can Help A Bird (or Human) To Be Happy

Ducks, This duck knows that the holidays aren't happy for everyone. And seeing as we're in the midst of a pondemic [pandemic for...

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Dec 15, 2020
2 min

A Tip For Getting Birds and Humans To Listen, Duck-Dammit

Ducks, So, there's a ducking pondemic [that's 'pandemic' for humans—Star], which is why yours truly, the humble pond manager, created a...

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Dec 8, 2020
2 min

What The Duck To Do If Your Boss Is A Goose Who Only Says The Words "Goose Luce"

Ducks, Communication is ducking important. That's why, when I was first hired as Pond Manager, I was shocked to hear that my CEO Goose...

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Dec 5, 2020
1 min

Listen, Disney. For Duck's Sake, This Duck Will Not Be Overshadowed By Donald.

Ducks, Yes, I'm indie. Yes, no one's heard of me. Yes, Donald Duck's the most famous duck in the country. But that doesn't mean he gets...

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Dec 2, 2020
1 min

Ducks, Wearing Hats is Far Better Than Rigging Bird of the Year.

Ducks, Now, I know the pondemic is tough, but whichever bird tried to rig Bird of the Year 2020, this duck hopes you feel remorse. Sure,...

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Nov 24, 2020
2 min

The Very Idea Of A Strange-Looking Duck is Total Quack-Duckery

Ducks, You can imagine how ducking done this duck was when he saw Prince Philip on The Crown this weekend being completely duckist:...

12 views

Nov 18, 2020
2 min

Calmness Affirmations from Louise Hay, Adapted for Ducks

Ducks, By nature, I'm an anxious duck. And given that we've just emerged from an election and are still in the midst of a ducking...

1 view

Nov 5, 2020
1 min

My Big Ducking Election Meltdown (Photo Edition)

Ducks, The photos say it all. Please send chocolate-covered goldfish, pondweed chasers, and one of those inflatable things you lie on to...

5 views

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