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This Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)
Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...
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- Jan 4
- 3 min
2023: A Duck of a Lot Calmer
Why the duck am I writing this blog? Turns out I want to feel calmer. Calmer flippers, calmer butt-fluff, calmer beak-holes. I deserve it!
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- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
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- Sep 29, 2022
- 3 min
How The Flipper Went Wrong
Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...
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- Dec 1, 2021
- 3 min
Why Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-Toy
Ducks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...
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- Nov 12, 2021
- 3 min
Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]
Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
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- Oct 14, 2021
- 3 min
Trans Robot's Almost Vegan 1980's Shopping List (Non-binary Nuts Included)
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is losing his pondweed today! You see, Riley and I have acquired a new robot called Trans Robot, who has been...
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- Sep 16, 2021
- 2 min
Duck Shares His Apology To Lauren Bacall For His Forbidden Fling With Bogart
Ducks and Chucks, So, thanks to Star, the truth is out on Instagram. [Sorry, Duck!—Star] Yes, I once gave the flipper to Lauren Bacall in...
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- Apr 7, 2021
- 2 min
The Duck of Dreams Was NEVER Mrs. P. B. Hamilton of 22 Honker Street, Hickley.
Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. I know everyone thinks being a duck makes you naturally chill. But yours truly has always been one of the...
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- Mar 18, 2021
- 2 min
If Humans Are Fed Up Of This Vaccination Quackduckery, How Are The Ducks Coping?
Ducks and Chucks, Now, as I was saying to Star Williams just the other day, "If you're going to jab me in the wing with a sharp needle,...
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- Feb 8, 2021
- 2 min
Three Animal Videos That Humans Find Cute But Are Actually The Duck Version of Freddie Krueger
Ducks and Chucks, This pondemic has finally driven this duck to YouTube. Yes, desperate for a laugh and a quackle, I searched Google...
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- Jan 27, 2021
- 6 min
Seventeen Ducks Whose Approach to the Pandemic Is Beak-Stuffed With Artistry
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...
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- Jan 14, 2021
- 3 min
We Had This Endangered Bird To Dinner, But I Was A Beak-Brain. Here's What I Learned.
Ducks and Chucks, This duck has a confession to make, because if I've learned anything, it's this: When I seriously duck up and make a...
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- Dec 17, 2020
- 2 min
During the Holidays, These Ducking Great Experiments Can Help A Bird (or Human) To Be Happy
Ducks, This duck knows that the holidays aren't happy for everyone. And seeing as we're in the midst of a pondemic [pandemic for...
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- Dec 15, 2020
- 2 min
A Tip For Getting Birds and Humans To Listen, Duck-Dammit
Ducks, So, there's a ducking pondemic [that's 'pandemic' for humans—Star], which is why yours truly, the humble pond manager, created a...
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- Dec 8, 2020
- 2 min
What The Duck To Do If Your Boss Is A Goose Who Only Says The Words "Goose Luce"
Ducks, Communication is ducking important. That's why, when I was first hired as Pond Manager, I was shocked to hear that my CEO Goose...
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- Dec 5, 2020
- 1 min
Listen, Disney. For Duck's Sake, This Duck Will Not Be Overshadowed By Donald.
Ducks, Yes, I'm indie. Yes, no one's heard of me. Yes, Donald Duck's the most famous duck in the country. But that doesn't mean he gets...
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- Dec 2, 2020
- 1 min
Ducks, Wearing Hats is Far Better Than Rigging Bird of the Year.
Ducks, Now, I know the pondemic is tough, but whichever bird tried to rig Bird of the Year 2020, this duck hopes you feel remorse. Sure,...
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- Nov 24, 2020
- 2 min
The Very Idea Of A Strange-Looking Duck is Total Quack-Duckery
Ducks, You can imagine how ducking done this duck was when he saw Prince Philip on The Crown this weekend being completely duckist:...
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- Nov 18, 2020
- 2 min
Calmness Affirmations from Louise Hay, Adapted for Ducks
Ducks, By nature, I'm an anxious duck. And given that we've just emerged from an election and are still in the midst of a ducking...
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