Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. I know everyone thinks being a duck makes you naturally chill. But yours truly has always been one of the...

Ducks and Chucks, Now, as I was saying to Star Williams just the other day, "If you're going to jab me in the wing with a sharp needle,...

Ducks and Chucks, This pondemic has finally driven this duck to YouTube. Yes, desperate for a laugh and a quackle, I searched Google...

Ducks and Chucks, This duck is done, and I don't mean in the oven. If this ducking pondemic [that's duck-speak for "pandemic"—Star] goes...

Ducks and Chucks, This duck has a confession to make, because if I've learned anything, it's this: When I seriously duck up and make a...

Ducks, This duck knows that the holidays aren't happy for everyone. And seeing as we're in the midst of a pondemic [pandemic for...

Ducks, So, there's a ducking pondemic [that's 'pandemic' for humans—Star], which is why yours truly, the humble pond manager, created a...

Ducks, Communication is ducking important. That's why, when I was first hired as Pond Manager, I was shocked to hear that my CEO Goose...

Ducks, Yes, I'm indie. Yes, no one's heard of me. Yes, Donald Duck's the most famous duck in the country. But that doesn't mean he gets...

Ducks, Now, I know the pondemic is tough, but whichever bird tried to rig Bird of the Year 2020, this duck hopes you feel remorse. Sure,...

Ducks, You can imagine how ducking done this duck was when he saw Prince Philip on The Crown this weekend being completely duckist:...

Ducks, By nature, I'm an anxious duck. And given that we've just emerged from an election and are still in the midst of a ducking...

Ducks, The photos say it all. Please send chocolate-covered goldfish, pondweed chasers, and one of those inflatable things you lie on to...