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This Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)
Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...
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- Mar 3
- 3 min
The Day Sir Mallard Jones Picked Up Seven Chicks
Ducks and Dearest Chucks, 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! Just popping in because Duck insisted I tell thee the story of me, seven chicks, a...
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- Feb 16
- 1 min
An Infographic for Ducks Who Miss Meetings
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck here. Now, since I, your trusty duck-blogger, am trying to focus on ways of living a better life, I thought...
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- Nov 11, 2022
- 3 min
Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
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- Sep 22, 2022
- 3 min
Duck Proverbs For A Happier Life
Ducks and chucks, It's time to knock the fuzz out of our flippers and seize life by the beak! Why? Because we ducking deserve it. Anyway,...
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- Aug 30, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
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- Aug 17, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: The iHorn
Ducks and Chucks, Apologies for the delay! Star hasn't been well, but is much better now. What, you ask, is the iHorn? Well, it all...
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- Jul 19, 2022
- 3 min
Beak-Smacked: A Ductionary Definition (and Pub Quiz)
Ducks and Chucks, Friends, the other day, Riley and I went to our local duck-pub, The Duck's Head, which is something we haven't done for...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: Honk-Up
Ducks and chucks, To define the word honk-up, my friends, I'll tell you a little story: My pond CEO Goose Luce, who only says the words...
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- May 27, 2022
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- Apr 24, 2022
- 2 min
Beak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)
The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…
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- Jan 31, 2022
- 3 min
Blowing Snow: A Duck and Mallard Jones Drama
Ducks and Chucks, It's me, Duck T, your humble, snow-fearing, managerial bird. Yes, that's right, we're expecting DUCKING SNOW. And you...
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- Jan 20, 2022
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Dec 22, 2021
- 2 min
Duck T Collaborates With Santa (Having Flippers Helps)
Dear Santa, Okay, Santa, I admit I used to be ducking afraid of you. And skeptical! Yes, this duck had you down as a mucky thief who...
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- Dec 1, 2021
- 3 min
Why Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-Toy
Ducks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...
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- Nov 19, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Nov 12, 2021
- 3 min
Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]
Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
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- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
How Duck Dealt With The Twins From "The Shining"
Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...
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