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The Day Sir Mallard Jones Picked Up Seven Chicks
Ducks and Dearest Chucks, 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! Just popping in because Duck insisted I tell thee the story of me, seven chicks, a...
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- Nov 11, 2022
- 3 min
Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
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- Sep 29, 2022
- 3 min
How The Flipper Went Wrong
Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...
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- Aug 17, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: The iHorn
Ducks and Chucks, Apologies for the delay! Star hasn't been well, but is much better now. What, you ask, is the iHorn? Well, it all...
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- Jun 28, 2022
- 2 min
Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...
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- Jun 19, 2022
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
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- May 27, 2022
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- Apr 29, 2022
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Feb 17, 2022
- 1 min
My Pondweed Fritters Aren't Yours, Mallard Jones
Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...
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- Jan 31, 2022
- 3 min
Blowing Snow: A Duck and Mallard Jones Drama
Ducks and Chucks, It's me, Duck T, your humble, snow-fearing, managerial bird. Yes, that's right, we're expecting DUCKING SNOW. And you...
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- Jan 20, 2022
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Oct 25, 2021
- 3 min
For Duck's Sake, Please Stop Gendering Mallard's Snail!
Guest post by Sir Mallard Jones: Dear Gendered Ducks and Humans, It is I, Sir Mallard Jones, Duck's best frenemy. I'm truly grateful that...
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- Aug 17, 2021
- 2 min
Sir Mallard Jones Marries the Johnson-Johnsons in Style
Ducks and Chucks, Yes, Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, married two members of my chosen family this weekend—the Johnson-Johnsons. And...
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- Jul 2, 2021
- 3 min
Low Self-Esteem? These Duck and Human Experts Help You to Know You're Super-Ducking Awesome!
Ducks and Chucks, When was the last time anyone told you, "You're super-ducking awesome!"? Well, I, your regular pond-managing duck, am...
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- Jun 2, 2021
- 3 min
"Floating To the Loo": Sir Mallard Jones On His Latest Me-Preneur Inventions
Ducks and Chucks, I had always assumed that Sir Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, just quacked around in his castle all day, not really...
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- May 21, 2021
- 4 min
Peacoquetterie, Poppyduckers, and Other Types of Bird Slang
Ducks and Chucks, Just the other day, yours truly was at the Pondweed Store searching for a giftable box of pondweed crackers, when I...
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- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
In Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's Doopermarket
Ducks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
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- Apr 23, 2021
- 3 min
Sir Mallard Jones and the Great Mirror-Ball/Frosting Accident of 2021
Ducks and Chucks, this is a guest post by my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones, who is shamelessly plugging my new book, The Ballad of Sir...
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- Mar 26, 2021
- 3 min
Why Do Ducks Apply To Oxford If They're Not Allowed In? An Interview With Sir Mallard Jones.
Duck and Chucks, I, your trusty duck blogger, am here with my frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. Why? Because Mallard wants to talk about the...
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