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This Duck’s Butt is Too Ducking Dry



Ducks,


All those who are ducking done with this ducking pondemic, raise your wings. My butt is dry, my pondweed is non-existent, and if I see another sky bird giving me the finger, I will do my nut.


Hang in there, friend. We can feel ducking done together.


- Duck

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