My Big Ducking Election Meltdown (Photo Edition)

A rare moment of calm during our ducking election fixation.

Ducks,

The photos say it all. Please send chocolate-covered goldfish, pondweed chasers, and one of those inflatable things you lie on to get a suntan.

If I'm not around tomorrow, check underwater.

Loves ya.

Over and out,

Duck

Duck, vaguely confused.

Totally ducking losing his pondweed.

And having a total ducking meltdown.