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Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
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- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
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- Aug 30, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
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- Jun 19, 2022
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
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- May 11, 2022
- 2 min
Mallardacious: A Ductionary Definition (And Devastating Confession)
Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...
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- Apr 29, 2022
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Oct 25, 2021
- 3 min
For Duck's Sake, Please Stop Gendering Mallard's Snail!
Guest post by Sir Mallard Jones: Dear Gendered Ducks and Humans, It is I, Sir Mallard Jones, Duck's best frenemy. I'm truly grateful that...
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- Aug 17, 2021
- 2 min
Sir Mallard Jones Marries the Johnson-Johnsons in Style
Ducks and Chucks, Yes, Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, married two members of my chosen family this weekend—the Johnson-Johnsons. And...
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- Jun 2, 2021
- 3 min
"Floating To the Loo": Sir Mallard Jones On His Latest Me-Preneur Inventions
Ducks and Chucks, I had always assumed that Sir Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, just quacked around in his castle all day, not really...
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- May 21, 2021
- 4 min
Peacoquetterie, Poppyduckers, and Other Types of Bird Slang
Ducks and Chucks, Just the other day, yours truly was at the Pondweed Store searching for a giftable box of pondweed crackers, when I...
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- Apr 23, 2021
- 3 min
Sir Mallard Jones and the Great Mirror-Ball/Frosting Accident of 2021
Ducks and Chucks, this is a guest post by my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones, who is shamelessly plugging my new book, The Ballad of Sir...
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- Mar 26, 2021
- 3 min
Why Do Ducks Apply To Oxford If They're Not Allowed In? An Interview With Sir Mallard Jones.
Duck and Chucks, I, your trusty duck blogger, am here with my frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. Why? Because Mallard wants to talk about the...
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