Mar 163 minThis Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...
Jan 43 min2023: A Duck of a Lot CalmerWhy the duck am I writing this blog? Turns out I want to feel calmer. Calmer flippers, calmer butt-fluff, calmer beak-holes. I deserve it!
Oct 21, 20223 minDuck's Whopping String-Light DuckstravaganzaDucks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
Sep 22, 20223 minDuck Proverbs For A Happier LifeDucks and chucks, It's time to knock the fuzz out of our flippers and seize life by the beak! Why? Because we ducking deserve it. Anyway,...
Apr 24, 20222 minBeak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…
Dec 1, 20213 minWhy Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-ToyDucks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...