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This Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)
Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...
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- Jan 4
- 3 min
2023: A Duck of a Lot Calmer
Why the duck am I writing this blog? Turns out I want to feel calmer. Calmer flippers, calmer butt-fluff, calmer beak-holes. I deserve it!
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- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
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- Sep 22, 2022
- 3 min
Duck Proverbs For A Happier Life
Ducks and chucks, It's time to knock the fuzz out of our flippers and seize life by the beak! Why? Because we ducking deserve it. Anyway,...
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- Apr 24, 2022
- 2 min
Beak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)
The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…
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- Dec 1, 2021
- 3 min
Why Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-Toy
Ducks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...
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