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Follow Your Passions (Just Don't Eat Ducks): An Interview With Ann, Owner of The Saucy Floof
Ducks and Chucks, Today, I'm interviewing my good friend Ann who runs an amazing cat-themed Etsy store called The Saucy Floof. Star...
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- Mar 16
- 3 min
This Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)
Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...
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- Aug 30, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
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- Aug 17, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: The iHorn
Ducks and Chucks, Apologies for the delay! Star hasn't been well, but is much better now. What, you ask, is the iHorn? Well, it all...
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- Jul 28, 2022
- 2 min
Basic Duck: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Here, my friends, lies the truth: There's no such thing as a "basic duck." Yet here's what I've been hearing on the...
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- Jul 19, 2022
- 3 min
Beak-Smacked: A Ductionary Definition (and Pub Quiz)
Ducks and Chucks, Friends, the other day, Riley and I went to our local duck-pub, The Duck's Head, which is something we haven't done for...
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- Jun 19, 2022
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
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- May 27, 2022
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- Feb 17, 2022
- 1 min
My Pondweed Fritters Aren't Yours, Mallard Jones
Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...
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- Jan 31, 2022
- 3 min
Blowing Snow: A Duck and Mallard Jones Drama
Ducks and Chucks, It's me, Duck T, your humble, snow-fearing, managerial bird. Yes, that's right, we're expecting DUCKING SNOW. And you...
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- Jan 11, 2022
- 2 min
Duck and Riley Adjust To Life With Their Humans
Ducks and Chucks, I could not believe it the other day when Star was confused about my sleeping in their wheelchair. Okay, let's back up...
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- Nov 19, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Nov 12, 2021
- 3 min
Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]
Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
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- Nov 5, 2021
- 3 min
Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa
Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...
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- Oct 14, 2021
- 3 min
Trans Robot's Almost Vegan 1980's Shopping List (Non-binary Nuts Included)
Ducks and Chucks, This duck is losing his pondweed today! You see, Riley and I have acquired a new robot called Trans Robot, who has been...
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- Aug 26, 2021
- 3 min
Duck T Gets A Flipper-Reading From The Duck of Destiny
Ducks and Chucks, I was in need of guidance the other day, and being a bit of a New Age duck, I decided to get a flipper-reading from the...
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- Jun 25, 2021
- 2 min
A-Ductually: A Duck Definition From the Ductionary
Ducks and Chucks, How are you, my fellow flappers? I, your trusty duck blogger, have been taking a much-needed break from the pond in...
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- Jun 17, 2021
- 2 min
Riley's Snack Snakes: A Bizarre Hiss-tory
Ducks and Chucks, It’s me, Duck T, your trusty pond manager, writing from the middle of my SNAKE NIGHTMARE. Now, in some ways, this...
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- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
In Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's Doopermarket
Ducks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
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- May 3, 2021
- 1 min
Duck Defines Quackduckery In This Video
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck T here, hoping you're keeping your flippers up! Below is our first foray into video. In it, I define...
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