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This Duck's Far Bigger Than Any Sewage-Leak Quackduckery (But I'll Follow My Inner Quack)
Ducks and Chucks, Well, it's been a while since I sat down and got Star to transcribe a blog post while I quack out my truth at a rate of...
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- Feb 16
- 1 min
An Infographic for Ducks Who Miss Meetings
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck here. Now, since I, your trusty duck-blogger, am trying to focus on ways of living a better life, I thought...
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- Nov 11, 2022
- 3 min
Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
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- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
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- Sep 29, 2022
- 3 min
How The Flipper Went Wrong
Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...
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- Sep 22, 2022
- 3 min
Duck Proverbs For A Happier Life
Ducks and chucks, It's time to knock the fuzz out of our flippers and seize life by the beak! Why? Because we ducking deserve it. Anyway,...
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- Jul 19, 2022
- 3 min
Beak-Smacked: A Ductionary Definition (and Pub Quiz)
Ducks and Chucks, Friends, the other day, Riley and I went to our local duck-pub, The Duck's Head, which is something we haven't done for...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: Honk-Up
Ducks and chucks, To define the word honk-up, my friends, I'll tell you a little story: My pond CEO Goose Luce, who only says the words...
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- Jun 28, 2022
- 2 min
Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...
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- Jun 19, 2022
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
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- May 27, 2022
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- Apr 29, 2022
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Apr 24, 2022
- 2 min
Beak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)
The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…
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- Feb 17, 2022
- 1 min
My Pondweed Fritters Aren't Yours, Mallard Jones
Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...
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- Jan 31, 2022
- 3 min
Blowing Snow: A Duck and Mallard Jones Drama
Ducks and Chucks, It's me, Duck T, your humble, snow-fearing, managerial bird. Yes, that's right, we're expecting DUCKING SNOW. And you...
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- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
In Thunder, Lightning, or Ducker's Doopermarket
Ducks and Clucks, Great news! I, your humble duck, am getting dramatic! After two grueling auditions, I have been cast as First...
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