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An Infographic for Ducks Who Miss Meetings
Ducks and Chucks, It's Duck here. Now, since I, your trusty duck-blogger, am trying to focus on ways of living a better life, I thought...
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- Nov 11, 2022
- 3 min
Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
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- Sep 29, 2022
- 3 min
How The Flipper Went Wrong
Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...
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- Aug 30, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
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- Jul 28, 2022
- 2 min
Basic Duck: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Here, my friends, lies the truth: There's no such thing as a "basic duck." Yet here's what I've been hearing on the...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
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- Jul 8, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: Honk-Up
Ducks and chucks, To define the word honk-up, my friends, I'll tell you a little story: My pond CEO Goose Luce, who only says the words...
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- Jun 28, 2022
- 2 min
Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...
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- Jun 16, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Beak-To-Flippers
Ducks and Chucks, Yes, dear friends, it's me, Duck T, and I am abso-ducking-lutely delighted to be defining the duck-phrase...
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- May 27, 2022
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- May 11, 2022
- 2 min
Mallardacious: A Ductionary Definition (And Devastating Confession)
Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...
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- Apr 29, 2022
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Apr 24, 2022
- 2 min
Beak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)
The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…
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- Feb 17, 2022
- 1 min
My Pondweed Fritters Aren't Yours, Mallard Jones
Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...
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- Jan 20, 2022
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Dec 1, 2021
- 3 min
Why Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-Toy
Ducks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...
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- Nov 19, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Nov 12, 2021
- 3 min
Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]
Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
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- Nov 5, 2021
- 3 min
Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa
Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...
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- Oct 25, 2021
- 3 min
For Duck's Sake, Please Stop Gendering Mallard's Snail!
Guest post by Sir Mallard Jones: Dear Gendered Ducks and Humans, It is I, Sir Mallard Jones, Duck's best frenemy. I'm truly grateful that...
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