Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...

Ducks and Chucks, Yes, dear friends, it's me, Duck T, and I am abso-ducking-lutely delighted to be defining the duck-phrase...

Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...

Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...

Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...

The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…

Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...

Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...

Ducks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...

Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...

Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...

Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...

Guest post by Sir Mallard Jones: Dear Gendered Ducks and Humans, It is I, Sir Mallard Jones, Duck's best frenemy. I'm truly grateful that...

Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...

Ducks and chucks, The other day, yours truly, a humble duck, went to work in my superhero costume. Why the uniform, you ask? Because I...

Ducks and Chucks, So, thanks to Star, the truth is out on Instagram. [Sorry, Duck!—Star] Yes, I once gave the flipper to Lauren Bacall in...

Ducks and Chucks, There's no denying it. Dr. Nicole LePera, aka The Holistic Psychologist on Instagram, knows how to help this duck to...

Ducks and Chucks, It's your ever-honest duck, quacking a stately hello! And today, I bring you duck lyrics. (By the way, if you missed...

Ducks and Chucks, Yes, Mallard Jones, my best frenemy, married two members of my chosen family this weekend—the Johnson-Johnsons. And...

Ducks and chucks, Well, my feathered friends, this duck is proud! I am happy to say that across the ducking world, ducks are giving...