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Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
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- Sep 29
- 3 min
How The Flipper Went Wrong
Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...
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- Aug 30
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
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- Jul 28
- 2 min
Basic Duck: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Here, my friends, lies the truth: There's no such thing as a "basic duck." Yet here's what I've been hearing on the...
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- Jul 8
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
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- Jul 8
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: Honk-Up
Ducks and chucks, To define the word honk-up, my friends, I'll tell you a little story: My pond CEO Goose Luce, who only says the words...
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- Jun 28
- 2 min
Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...
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- Jun 16
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Beak-To-Flippers
Ducks and Chucks, Yes, dear friends, it's me, Duck T, and I am abso-ducking-lutely delighted to be defining the duck-phrase...
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- May 27
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
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- May 11
- 2 min
Mallardacious: A Ductionary Definition (And Devastating Confession)
Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...
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- Apr 29
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
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- Apr 24
- 2 min
Beak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)
The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…
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- Feb 17
- 1 min
My Pondweed Fritters Aren't Yours, Mallard Jones
Dear Mallard, Now, I know we're best frenemies, but when I leave a trio of delicious, deep-fried pondweed fritters on a plate on the...
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- Jan 20
- 5 min
Strange and Suspicious Happenings at Mallard Castle
Ducks and Chucks, The other night, yours truly ended up standing in a pile of 278 rubber duckies. What a duck-head! Allow me to explain:...
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- Dec 1, 2021
- 3 min
Why Duck T Is Definitely Not A Baby-Toy
Ducks and Chucks, Yours truly is irritated from beak-to-flippers! Why? Because Star told me just this morning that when they originally...
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- Nov 19, 2021
- 2 min
A Duck In Your Shower? A Duck On Your Chest? Duck T Does Not Approve of His Own Products.
Ducks and Chucks, Help! Really! This is ducking bad! My image has been put all over various Redbubble products. Yes, I consented to this...
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- Nov 12, 2021
- 3 min
Duck's Been Put On Beak-Hole Checking Duty. And He's Created Some Specialist Gear. [*Clears Throat*]
Ducks and Chucks, Okay, so I've been put on beak-filter checking duty at the pond. This means that while the pondemic continues, yours...
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- Nov 5, 2021
- 3 min
Five Reasons Why Duck Is Freaked Out By Santa
Ducks and Chucks, Santa Claus is ducking scary! And I hate to say it, but we birds seem to suddenly be interested this intimidating,...
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- Oct 25, 2021
- 3 min
For Duck's Sake, Please Stop Gendering Mallard's Snail!
Guest post by Sir Mallard Jones: Dear Gendered Ducks and Humans, It is I, Sir Mallard Jones, Duck's best frenemy. I'm truly grateful that...
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- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
How Duck Dealt With The Twins From "The Shining"
Ducks and Chucks, Now, look. Who on earth are these ducking twins and why are they so insistent about playing with me? At first, it was...
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