Jun 19, 20222 minRubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity GalaDucks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...
Jun 16, 20222 minDuctionary Definition: Beak-To-FlippersDucks and Chucks, Yes, dear friends, it's me, Duck T, and I am abso-ducking-lutely delighted to be defining the duck-phrase...
May 27, 20222 minDuckloads: A Ductionary Definition Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...
May 11, 20222 minMallardacious: A Ductionary Definition (And Devastating Confession)Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...
Apr 29, 20222 minQuackduckery: Ductionary DefinitionDucks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...
Apr 24, 20222 minBeak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…