
- 1 day ago
- 2 min
Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...

- Jun 19
- 2 min
Rubber Ducky Devastation at the Save-A-Swan Charity Gala
Ducks and chucks, Today, I'm going to tell you a story about my best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones. You see, good old Sir Mallard has one or...

- Jun 16
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Beak-To-Flippers
Ducks and Chucks, Yes, dear friends, it's me, Duck T, and I am abso-ducking-lutely delighted to be defining the duck-phrase...

- May 27
- 2 min
Duckloads: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, What can I say? This duck loves carrots. I don't love carrots as much as pondweed, which is totally my favorite-ever...

- May 11
- 2 min
Mallardacious: A Ductionary Definition (And Devastating Confession)
Ducks and Chucks, I warn you, friends, this isn't just a ductionary definition. Sadly, it is also a devastating duck-confession. Many of...

- Apr 29
- 2 min
Quackduckery: Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Quackduckery, my friends, is a ducking bad thing. It's when a duck is quack-driven, instead of duck-driven. The duck in...

- Apr 24
- 2 min
Beak-Holes (Ductionary Definition)
The truth is, every bird has beak-holes, which is why the pond gets so noisy at night. (I prefer to go home and sleep with Riley. They do…