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- 8 hours ago
- 3 min
"Living My Best Life"—An Interview With the Super-Ducking Awesome Merike N.
Ducks and Chucks, Star and I have been talking recently about what makes us feel a duck of a lot better. For example, bathing my flippers...
- Jan 17
- 2 min
Why Sir Mallard Jones, A Posh Duck, Is A Bit Like Mr. Darcy
Ducks and Chucks, We've been watching the 1995 version of Pride and Prejudice directed by Andrew Davies (BBC). It's super-ducking...
- Jan 11
- 3 min
Duck of Romance and Cheerios
Ducks and Chucks, I've never been a duck of romance, but Star my human is, and it's important that I support them when they're diving...
- Jan 4
- 3 min
2023: A Duck of a Lot Calmer
Why the duck am I writing this blog? Turns out I want to feel calmer. Calmer flippers, calmer butt-fluff, calmer beak-holes. I deserve it!
- Nov 11, 2022
- 3 min
Me, Myself and Moi: A Guest Post By Sir Mallard Jones, Duck of Extraordinary Privilege
Why, hello! 'Tis I, Sir Mallard Jones! I am happy to say that I, myself, and moi have been welcomed onto this Chuckle Duck blogette by my...
- Oct 21, 2022
- 3 min
Duck's Whopping String-Light Duckstravaganza
Ducks and Chucks, The truth was, I was trying to avoid the problem we'd had at Diwali last year. You see, during the 2021 celebrations, I...
- Oct 14, 2022
- 3 min
Every Muffin Deserves a Flipper Print
Ducks and Chucks, Being a pond manager is a big part of my life, but I also have another life. I'm a plush duck, you see. When I'm not at...
- Sep 29, 2022
- 3 min
How The Flipper Went Wrong
Ducks and Chucks, You know, my friends, giving rudeness the Flipper is usually a great idea, but sometimes, a duck can put his...
- Sep 22, 2022
- 3 min
Duck Proverbs For A Happier Life
Ducks and chucks, It's time to knock the fuzz out of our flippers and seize life by the beak! Why? Because we ducking deserve it. Anyway,...
- Aug 30, 2022
- 2 min
Ductionary Definition: Duck-Side Down
Ducks and Chucks, As you can see from this Zen photo of yours truly, duck-side down can be a ducking awesome position, especially when,...
- Aug 17, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: The iHorn
Ducks and Chucks, Apologies for the delay! Star hasn't been well, but is much better now. What, you ask, is the iHorn? Well, it all...
- Jul 28, 2022
- 2 min
Basic Duck: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Here, my friends, lies the truth: There's no such thing as a "basic duck." Yet here's what I've been hearing on the...
- Jul 19, 2022
- 3 min
Beak-Smacked: A Ductionary Definition (and Pub Quiz)
Ducks and Chucks, Friends, the other day, Riley and I went to our local duck-pub, The Duck's Head, which is something we haven't done for...
- Jul 8, 2022
- 2 min
Mallard's Mouse Muddle
Ducks and Chucks, Those who haven't read about Goose Luce's disastrous stay with me and Riley, while she was getting some work done on...
- Jul 8, 2022
- 3 min
Ductionary Definition: Honk-Up
Ducks and chucks, To define the word honk-up, my friends, I'll tell you a little story: My pond CEO Goose Luce, who only says the words...
- Jun 28, 2022
- 2 min
Duckholed: A Ductionary Definition
Ducks and Chucks, Bear with me, friends, as I do my ducking best to define the term duckholed without losing my salmon. You see, just...